Memeperial Analytica

Revealed: Imperial's plot to fuck over students for Freedom Dollars

Memeperial Analytica has covertly been investigating the sinister practises of Imperial College London from the sidelines for the past 6 months. Today, we lift the lid on a secret conspiracy by university. A conspiracy that would sell-out the university in order to strike a more favourable trade agreement with the United States.

Read on to understand the three-pronged approach with which we come to this shocking conclusion.

Leaked Email from DPFS Candidate

Our anonymous source in Mookanda has provided a copy of an email sent by a DPFS candidate to the elections staff. In it, the candidate requests that the elections team “upload” the provided manifesto points to the union website.

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