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Leaked Email from DPFS Candidate

Our anonymous source in Mookanda has provided a copy of an email sent by a DPFS candidate to the elections staff. In it, the candidate requests that the elections team “upload” the provided manifesto points to the union website.

We have transcribed the manifesto text here:

Just in case I don’t find a job this year ;)

In case I find a job, too bad for you.

In case I don’t find a job, you’re lucky! You’ll have a competent and experienced DPFS who will avoid this year’s ridiculousness and will build strong ties with each club and society: no more waiting a month to get a contract signed or a reply to your emails (any reference to events or persons is purely coincidental)!

Here is a screenshot of the leaked email.

Leaked email